Allie Brosh- Time to Celebrate! And Then Commiserate.

Mage of the week: Allie Brosh. Her blog, Hyperbole and a Half, is filled with magical treasures that brighten your day instantly. I recently read the whole thing and it inspired me to start my own.

Accountant of the week: Allie Brosh. Her blog, Hyperbole and a Half, is filled with magical treasures that brighten your day instantly. I recently read the whole thing and it inspired me to start my own. THANKS A FREAKING LOT, ALLIE! Not only did you steal my name, you have already set a standard I can't possibly meet. NOT TO MENTION, I have a paper due Friday that I am writing this dumb post instead of doing. You're ruining my college career.

I bet Ms. Brosh never knew her humorous, MS comic-filled blog would be so controversial.

Hm? What's that, you say? You're unclear as to why, exactly, I have decided to start a mage of the week/accountant of the week announcement? Well, you see. I think of myself as very important. Therefore, I feel it is my duty to share some of my importance with littler people than myself. I do that by awarding people who do interesting, cool, beneficial, amazing, etc... things and punishing those who do mundane, evil, prosaic, mean, detrimental, etc... things.

Mage = good.

Accountant = bad.

What does this mean for Accountant-Mages, like the one your blog is named after? Oh, dear imaginary reader. If I explained my title now, why would you ever come back and read more? I have to maintain an aura of mystery. So, tune in whenever it is I'll be posting my next blog for... THE HIDDEN DANGER IN THE THINGS/ACTIVITIES THAT PEOPLE COMMONLY TOUCH/EAT/DO THAT COULD KILL YOU, YOUR LOVED ONES, AND DEMOCRACY. AND PUPPIES.