Eating Indian Hot food is supposed to make me a bad ass? Excuse me? Spiciness is, as far as I can tell, a sensation of discomfort and pain, not a freaking flavor.
If I saw someone amputate his own toe for absolutely no reason, I wouldn't say, "Dude, you are such a BAD ASS! Can you sign my tits?" I would say, "Can someone get a paddy wagon to take this NUT JOB to the LOONY BIN?!"
Why is spicy food so awesome? Why would I purposefully burn my own tongue, ruining what is normally a very enjoyable part of my days: eating.
That is all.
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